Originally posted by GRACE_I_AM
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This one married chick always sits on my lap so I smack her ass while she grinds my thigh. Shes hot but she wont do me cause shes married. She told me that if she wasn't, we'd be having nooners all teh time
This one MILFy showed me her snatch too. Well it was during happy hour at the bar one night after work. She asked me to go out with her for happy hour and a few drinks. She was feeling tipsy then all of a sudden:
"Jeff...do you have any tattoos?"
"Why yes I do..."
"Oh really? Where is it?"
I slap my inner thigh and she starts laughing...
"Oh yeah??? Of what?"
"A squirrel...reaching up for some nuts"
:Laughter:
"Hehehe...thats just like my mouse..."
"Oh yeah, wheres it at?"
:she points to her groin area/crotch:
...whispers in my ear, "You wanna see it?"
"Sure, why not..."
:unzips her pants and pulls it down a little and exposes her tulips:
"Theres nothing there..."
"Oops...I think my pussy ate it..."
hehehehe 
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