so bored
"i understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to magically wrap around the rock and leave it immobile? why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? screw that, why can't paper do this to people? why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? i'll tell you why, cause paper can't beat anybody. when i play rock paper scissors, i always choose rock.
then when sombody claims to have beaten me with paper i can punch them with my already clenched fist and say " oh shit im sorry i thought paper would protect you, asshole"
"i understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to magically wrap around the rock and leave it immobile? why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? screw that, why can't paper do this to people? why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? i'll tell you why, cause paper can't beat anybody. when i play rock paper scissors, i always choose rock.
then when sombody claims to have beaten me with paper i can punch them with my already clenched fist and say " oh shit im sorry i thought paper would protect you, asshole"
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