Hybrid Chat 1.1

[phatpinoyboy]

excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me...I have a name you know.



..tack on another 6 months probation

dude what are you at now? like... 6 years of additional probation?? lol

[Jeff D]

dude what are you at now? like... 6 years of additional probation?? lol

10 years and 3 months IIRC

[Jeff D]

This batch of probies are so good, you guys are going to put me out of business when you all get voted in.

That means I may actually have to start working. Grrrrr...

Its ok Jason...I can play Deputy Recruiter ...might have all female probies though ...but don't tell Mary Anne

[phatpinoyboy]

Its ok Jason...I can play Deputy Recruiter ...might have all female probies though ...but don't tell Mary Anne

you are now at 11 years and 3 months of additional probation.
PROBIE

[Jeff D]

you are now at 11 years and 3 months of additional probation.
PROBIE

gawddammit!!!!

I got a cheeburga...want a cheeburga??? I...I...I suck your...nevermind. 11years and 3 months it is

[phatpinoyboy]

gawddammit!!!!

I got a cheeburga...want a cheeburga??? I...I...I suck your...nevermind. 11years and 3 months it is

Bribery, probie? Is that bribery?

[Jeff D]

Bribery, probie? Is that bribery?

no

...I got tempura shrimp...want tempura shrimp?

[phatpinoyboy]

11 years and 11 months of additional probation.

[Jason]

Take a shortcut through a minefield, and you'll either get where you're headed sooner or end up wishing you'd never left home. Bribing an official is a lot like that. In many third-world countries an unofficial travel "tax" is de rigueur. Although every bribery situation is unique, there are a few universal rules you'll want to follow to successfully negotiate a mutual agreement.
Instructions
Difficulty: Moderate
Steps
1
Step One
Verify that bribery is customary. The X-rated magazine you proffered up to get you past a Mexican army checkpoint would get you imprisoned in a communist country.

Step Two
Determine who is in charge before offering a bribe. If you deal with anyone other than the superior, you may offend him and create a face-losing confrontation. Be extremely careful not to insult or upset anyone.

Step Three
Identify exactly what the problem is. If you're in violation of some law, ask to pay the fine on the spot. If you're carrying something they want, offer some of it. Your ultimate goal is to agree with the official on both the problem and a mutually beneficial solution.

Step Four
Offer a legitimate explanation for the bribery to put a veneer of legality to the situation. For example, say that you're afraid the fine will get lost in the mail and that you'd rather pay the proper authorities right now. The way in which you offer a bribe is sometimes more important than the bribe itself.

[phatpinoyboy]

hm. idk if cheeseburgers, shrimp tempura, and homeboy bj's count as good bribes.

[Jeff D]

hm. idk if cheeseburgers, shrimp tempura, and homeboy bj's count as good bribes.

Garlic peppered beef with egg on top and lady boy for dessert?

[phatpinoyboy]

lol
man youre pushin close to 12 years of additional probation meng!

[Pepper]

Jason exactly how many politicians do you have on your side?

[Jason]

Jason exactly how many politicians do you have on your side?

That was just a guide.
I used my looks and slept my way to where I am.

[Tim]

12 years?? goddamn ... on another note though... i have my car back!!!~